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Who should suffer the most in the comming weeks?

Azzy
5 (41.7%)
Lloydie
3 (25%)
Huw
4 (33.3%)
Anyone apart from above
0 (0%)

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Offline Mole Bach

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« Reply #60 on: February 06, 2004, 11:58:40 AM »
It looks like Moley's attempt to turn Azzy into a mean fighting machine has started to work :shock: .  

In Lloydie's absence last night, private Pyle, I mean Azzy, started to talk to himself, muttering something along the lines of "this is my weapon, there are many like it, but this one is mine" :? .  

He then went on to chant some lines form some film or other (one, two, three, four, I, love, the, Marine, core) :o .

But saying that poor old Lloydie would be "one sorry son ** * ***** next time they pair up" and "He'd shove that belt of his where the sun don't shine" was a bit much, especially in front of all those children :twisted: .
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« Reply #61 on: February 06, 2004, 03:25:54 PM »
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But saying that poor old Lloydie would be "one sorry son ** * ***** next time they pair up" and "He'd shove that belt of his where the sun don't shine" was a bit much, especially in front of all those children  .
 Don't worry Mole Bach - I'll be back next week and, for Azzy, normal service will be resumed  :twisted:   I have just completed a new course to help individuals suffering from "Private Pyle" syndrome - it's called "Fistiotherapy"   :twisted:  :twisted:

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« Reply #62 on: February 09, 2004, 04:33:13 PM »
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Don't worry Mole Bach - I'll be back next week and, for Azzy, normal service will be resumed
Do not temp the Gods :shock:  :shock:
D*mn knee is now kaput for at least a week or more  :cry:  :cry:  Finally gave up when I got out of the car a bit quick  - serves me right for attempting such an elite athletic goal :roll:
  Never mind - keep that Azzy nice'n'mean for when I get back  :twisted:  :twisted:

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« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2004, 04:45:52 PM »
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D*mn knee is now kaput for at least a week or more  :cry:  :cry:  Finally gave up when I got out of the car a bit quick  - serves me right for attempting such an elite athletic goal :roll:


Err - does the human body just fall to bits after your fiftieth birthday ????

Hope your better soon Lloydie

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« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2004, 05:23:09 PM »
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Err - does the human body just fall to bits after your fiftieth birthday ????
 Short answer - Yes!!  It's like I said to Mole Bach, as soon as the warrenty is up the damn thing always breaks!!

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« Reply #65 on: February 09, 2004, 05:34:17 PM »
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Short answer - Yes!!  It's like I said to Mole Bach, as soon as the warrenty is up the damn thing always breaks!!


At least you had a decent warrenty period .... :-( :-(
My knees started to give up at 22 :-( :-( :-(

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« Reply #66 on: February 09, 2004, 06:03:33 PM »
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At least you had a decent warrenty period ....  
My knees started to give up at 22    
 Yeh, but at least when you try to get them fixed they don't suck in air through their teeth and say "To be 'onest Guv, I ain't seen one of them in years - you'll never get spares for that, Chief!"

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« Reply #67 on: February 09, 2004, 11:47:41 PM »
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Yeh, but at least when you try to get them fixed they don't suck in air through their teeth and say "To be 'onest Guv, I ain't seen one of them in years - you'll never get spares for that, Chief!"


No Dave I'm not that fortunate ..... :-( :-(

Feeling now as well .......
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« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2004, 07:31:37 PM »
Nasty People
After what I did to poor old Azzy in the Thursday session, Jonathan (The new Dan grade visitor) came to me and said:
"You are a Horrible HORRIBLE NASTY person..THAT WAS CRUEL !"
I felt really BAD afterwards.
SORRY AZZY.
(Anyway, glad you took the plunge in the end !) :twisted:

Tonight I feel a lot better because I phoned Stewart Brown to ask him if he's coming up with Sensei for next weekends course.I got the idea from Huw on Thursday night !
The conversation went like this:

Me: "Hullo, hullo, is that the SAMARITANS ?
Stewart: "Naw naw Sorry mate, You've got a wrong number pal,"
Me: "I'm gonna jump then!"
Stewart: Well I hope it's f@%ng high mate !

So you see, I'm not that bad am I ?
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« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2004, 08:51:21 PM »
Moley!! What did you do to Azzy on Thurs night then??

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Me: "Hullo, hullo, is that the SAMARITANS ?
Stewart: "Naw naw Sorry mate, You've got a wrong number pal,"
Me: "I'm gonna jump then!"
Stewart: Well I hope it's f@%ng high mate !
Ah....standard counselling stuff!  I always like the "Jeez!! I wish I had your  *$%$$in worries PAL! - now Get a life!"

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« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2004, 10:17:06 PM »
[/quote] Ah....standard counselling stuff!  I always like the "Jeez!! I wish I had your  *$%$$in worries PAL! - now Get a life!"

lloydie[/quote]

i like to use "for £*%^$ sake hurry up my tea 's getting cold"

               "You wont do it cos the waters' too cold"

 the best reply i've heard is  " I'm not coming down cos the last time I did ,one of you lot kicked me in the Bollocks and I couldn't walk for a week"...........

reply "what you complaining about your alive aren't you"

I remember an inspector who shall remain anonymous going to the britannia where a male was threatening to jump off......... he slapped him and tried to lift him over ..... he was known for his caring nature and wanting to help the public with their decision making!!!!! :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


I had a fella who had walked on to the britannia in his birthday suit and covered himself in a variety of colours of gloss from head to toe......I arrived along with other officers and like a fool i grabbed him first and got covered in paint.....no one would put him in their police car so he went in mine............I spent the next four hours sat in the hergest facing this chap watching him peel off the paint.....he was in real pain as it had congealed into all those hairy places :x  :twisted: ..............four hours later I had sorted out his problems... it was all down to sex :shock: :D .....the hergest staff had forgotten about us.......worst thing was I had only been there 4 hours and I was leaving with a twitch and an uncanny feeling of wanting to .........jump!!!!!!!! :shock:


Dave ,is it true that there are pictures of the bridges on the walls of the unit.....  :shock: :twisted:  :twisted: .....and why is it there is never any of your staff available to search for YOUR patients  when they go missing
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« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2004, 10:14:54 AM »
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....and why is it there is never any of your staff available to search for YOUR patients when they go missing
 Because the staff are usually missing too - ask Wes   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2004, 06:40:37 PM »
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Because the staff are usually missing too - ask Wes


Missing being the main word here. :lol:
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« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2004, 05:02:49 PM »
don't suppose there are any Aussies in the club that we could pick on next week? particularly Aussie rugby referees  - or are they all out taking their guide-dogs for a walk  ](*,)  ](*,)


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« Reply #74 on: March 07, 2004, 05:30:24 PM »
After Saturday at least we can start being nice to the Irishman  :lol:  :lol:

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