IT support......you have got a better chance of getting a scrotal support.
One of the girls in the office on THURSDAY last week, pulled the drawer of the printer out and could not get it back in, so they phoned IT. I came in on Monday, put the drawer back. TODAY IT turn up to fix it, I say, I've done it, he say's "great, can you go and do some jobs for us then".
One of the IT chaps (I think he's the only one that's 'normal') has given me full admin rights on the PC, because i seem to know more than they do

I'll stop now, before it turns into a rant...........................again.