Confess - With Father Lloydie

[Lloydie]

-an ta to have a stack of points baught for him at the multi-Congregational seminar at Edinburgh  

I'll say 5 Guinesses and three Tequila Slammers as Penanace Faither - Te Be Sure 

Jim

BeJesus - yer a divil fer der drink Brother Hoover!!  However, if dat particular lithograph should foind its wey onta da sacred forum, Oi'm sure dat we'd all be appreciative 

[Mole Bach]

Dear Father,


As an honest and trustworthy pillar of the community, I thought it only right that I should bring something outrageous to your attention that might make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.

This happened during the refreshment period after Monday nights participation of the old sweat and blood session, and for once, in all honesty, and hard to believe, this did NOT involve brother Azzy of the foot in mouth.

Father, it looks like we have another heathen in our midst, and none other than Brother Alex, of the unmatching laces.

Brother Alex stated, and I do have witnesses such as brother Eryl, of the steam and hot water, and brother Azzy himself; Father, brother Alex stated that.....

" E woz gonna step up a trainin, cuz wen Jacko comes bak, E is gonna wipe da floor wif im"

Now Father that is not all that bad, but this is what really upset me....


"now dat Moley and Lloydie are official pensioners"     

For this statement, I think that brother Alex deserves to be spoken to.

[JimmyTheHoover]

 

....and we were so close to meeting this year at Edinburgh alex - shame about that..... 

Jim

[JimmyTheHoover]

-an ta to have a stack of points baught for him at the multi-Congregational seminar at Edinburgh  

I'll say 5 Guinesses and three Tequila Slammers as Penanace Faither - Te Be Sure 

Jim

BeJesus - yer a divil fer der drink Brother Hoover!!  However, if dat particular lithograph should foind its wey onta da sacred forum, Oi'm sure dat we'd all be appreciative 

Well Faither - will this dae fur ma Penanance then ?







Jim

[Azzy_Stealth]

JeeBus, Mehry and Jobeff.
Cheers Jimme

[Mole Bach]

Jim,

I recon that you should get a Sainthood for that, orthodox or not.

There's not many Angels up there with a butt quite as nice as that.

 

[Moley]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's the photo,

Jim... The keeper of the holy icon

You're set up for the Guinness in Edinburgh

P.S.  Azzy..if Siw sees this you're French Connection UK ed

[Hong Kong Cheungy]

dear father

to begin with i got to state the fact that alun is a little snitch

and to shows that i am innocent, before brother eryl and brother alun explained that pensioners are people over the age of 65, i have always throught pensioners were people that have retired, and i could not be blamed and do not need 'spoken to'

also, when i said i am 'gona step ma game up!' means i will put up a better fight with dave j when he is recovered

i hope this prove my innocent and i think you should consider to have a word with brother alun because he is such a poo sturrer

[JimmyTheHoover]

Jim,

I recon that you should get a Sainthood for that, orthodox or not.

There's not many Angels up there with a butt quite as nice as that.

 

Cheers M-B - Funny how Guys see me as a Saint and Women think I'm a Stalker 

Jim

[Emma]

dear father

to begin with i got to state the fact that alun is a little snitch

and to shows that i am innocent, before brother eryl and brother alun explained that pensioners are people over the age of 65, i have always throught pensioners were people that have retired, and i could not be blamed and do not need 'spoken to'

also, when i said i am 'gona step ma game up!' means i will put up a better fight with dave j when he is recovered

i hope this prove my innocent and i think you should consider to have a word with brother alun because he is such a poo sturrer

Do you want to be buried in Honk Kong or Wales?

[Hong Kong Cheungy]

tbh i doubt you will get my body in one piece after alun has finished with it so you don't have to worry about that one

it was nice knowing you emma

[Lloydie]

Father Lloydie writes:

Foist af all, tanks ta Brother Jimmy of the ancient Order of the Hoover for dat foine lithographic masterpiece, Oi believe dat the one in Brother Azzy's collection is not now in - shall we say - "pristine" condition.  Fer such sterling services to der Brotherhood, Oi now indeed, raise ye to the title of "Saint Jimmy of the Broken Dyson and Keeper of the Holy Icon" Congratualtions.

Second, Brother Hong Kong, confession is good fer da soul, and Brother Mole Bach was simply being consistent wit his image of "an honest and trustworthy pillar of the community". ........ Bejesus!! Woi is moi crucifix meltin'???  Dat's a strange ting naw!!!  

Anywey, Oi must admonish ye, fer calling Brother MB a "little snitch" & a "poo stirrer", callin' Brothers Moley & Lloydie "pensioners", an saying that Brother Jackson was a "wuzz".

Oi tink it is toime Oi gave ye some good advice.  Do ye, by any chance, know of the tattoo parlour on de high street in Bangor?  Oi suggest ye get yerself down der and have a list of ye favourite meals tattooed onto ye forehead.  Dis will save the nurses a lot of toime when dey are looking after ye.

Father Lloydie

[siwan]

 :evil:Father 
I have just returned from my pilgrimage in the research of the holy cow down in mid Wales only to find der brothers Azzy and Brother Jimmy have gone behind me back like Judas to expose me posterior to the congregation. I believe some whippin is now in order. How many lashes will you grant me  on each of their soon to be crimson red buttocks father? 

[JimmyTheHoover]

:evil:Father 
I have just returned from my pilgrimage in the research of the holy cow down in mid Wales only to find der brothers Azzy and Brother Jimmy have gone behind me back like Judas to expose me posterior to the congregation. I believe some whippin is now in order. How many lashes will you grant me  on each of their soon to be crimson red buttocks father? 

Now I know what's meant by a "Win Win Situation....."   

JIm

[Andyeilio]

:evil:Father 
I have just returned from my pilgrimage in the research of the holy cow down in mid Wales only to find der brothers Azzy and Brother Jimmy have gone behind me back like Judas to expose me posterior to the congregation. I believe some whippin is now in order. How many lashes will you grant me  on each of their soon to be crimson red buttocks father? 

Now I know what's meant by a "Win Win Situation....."   

JIm