Confess - With Father Lloydie

[Moley]

:evil:Father 
I have just returned from my pilgrimage in the research of the holy cow down in mid Wales only to find der brothers Azzy and Brother Jimmy have gone behind me back like Judas to expose me posterior to the congregation. I believe some whippin is now in order. How many lashes will you grant me  on each of their soon to be crimson red buttocks father? 

"LINE UP" !!!!
Who' first ?

[Mole Bach]

"LINE UP" !!!!
Who' first ?

Grade order

[JimmyTheHoover]

...dunno about the rest of you but I've got my trousers down already 

Jim

[Huw]

I recon that you should get a Sainthood for that, orthodox or not.

How about this then brother MB ?

[JimmyTheHoover]

Beejazus  "Shwing!" 

Jim

[Moley]

Can we please by-pass Father Lloydie for this post and please go STRAIGHT TO THE MAIN MAN ?

Dear Divine Ruler,
Please help me! I am lost to the RED MIST OF VIOLENCE ! I need your help.
Lately an evil wicked and tempting extra has been added to the Seki Foum called "The Arcade".
This den of debauchery tempts sweet innocent people like myself and corrupts them and changes them into vicious animals. You know what a sweet, gentle person I am normally?  and I do not ever frequent such threads as the common and sinful pages of Mole bach and Azzy with their blondes and cars. That temptation I can resist.
But oh Divine one, it seems that this Arcade thing is most evil in its ability to tempt, attract, and then disappoint. I must admit that my resistance is futile and that I am weak. Not only does this evil site attract me and keep me there for hours, it also stirs within me feelings of violence and rage. RAGE against those whose "LUCK" (YES YES IT MUST BE LUCK - or a pact with the DEVIL)allows them to beat my scores and then laugh contemptiously at me for being such a loser. My rage amplifies all the more knowing that there is no Judgement day for them until January 6th 2011.
This evil rage inside me fluctuates towards whoever dominates the games, especially the evil "BLOODY PINGU".
I find myself planning most terrible punishments for former friends like Father Lloydie, Andrei and Azzy, even brother Julian is on the HIT LIST.
So
Before I find myself a friendless miserable old scrooge (like my brother).
PLEASE

BAN ME FROM THE ARCADE!

[Mole Bach]

Brother Moley….

I sympathise with your struggle,  believe me….I too have been there, and faced the harsh realities of what you describe as those who have formed this

pact with the DEVIL

.

For I know it only too well, not as soon as I have “got a good score” that

former friends like Father Lloydie, Andrei and Azzy, even brother Julian

e-mail me

and then laugh contemptuously at me for being such a loser.

As for the

the evil "BLOODY PINGU".

, well, I again must hold both my arms up and say…I am only human (although…only in parts)

There are some ramblings though brother Moley that do seem a little strange, methinks that this is due to the fact that this

stirs within me feelings of violence and rage

that stems this delusion of

You know what a sweet, gentle person I am normally

and then goes on to slant at the

author=Moley link=topic=391.msg36173#msg36173 date=1292965190]  common and sinful pages of Mole bach and Azzy with their blondes and cars.

, which….if you were to think rationally about, is pretty good…..Must be the fever.

Now this brother Moley, I fully sympathise

My rage amplifies all the more knowing that there is no Judgement day for them until January 6th 2011.

Imagine MY frustration……..especially when SOMEONE buggers off back to Uni.

So
Before I find myself a friendless miserable old scrooge (like my brother)

.
I thought that Tim was a friend of his….

[Lloydie]

This evil rage inside me fluctuates towards whoever dominates the games, especially the evil "BLOODY PINGU"

Father Lloydie writes:

Moi sympathies moi son - an' have ye seen wit dat Lloydie (ney relation BTW) has dun on der confounded game today!!!  An Oi believe he just went on der ting fer a few moments whoilst awaiting der evening meal ta finish cooking!!!  Now dat's wit Oi call luck!!  

[siwan]

It has been a while since my last confession father.
A few months back I was in the nearby parish passing on the good word, where I met up with one of the brothers to discuss our saviour and of his immaculate conception.
Now Father, me being the pure, inoccent and virtuous person that I am was very interested in the brother's theory and scientific research he proposed to me.
His theory was that a special seed called "miracle grow" which he had kept safe in his bag for many years could bring with it its own miracle. As he needed assistance in testing out this divine theory, I agreed to help him out, and happily swallowed his miracle seed.
And lo and behold it seems that another immaculate conception has occurred and as sister Mary said to me "you are knocked up".
Therefore I am asking you whether you think the Reverand Mother should know about this miracle grow seed and whether you think she would also buy the story that I was only doing the good lord 's work giving a brother a helping hand.   

[Lloydie]

Be-Jaysus!!!  Dere is so much here dat Oi tink Oi will have ta have a word wit Pope Stuart after the inter-diocesan pilgrimage on da 23rd afore Oi respond!!!   
   
Oi have in der mean toime, passed on yer questions ta Bishop Eryl who heads up our Diplomatic & Political Advisory Service, but he apparently grew faint at yer description of:

"I agreed to help him out, and happily swallowed his miracle seed"

Da poor fella is naw currently in retreat in our Glasgow sanctuary, apparently wit buckets of water being trown upon him by der hour!!

Oi'll git back ta ye soon Sister Siwan of the Immaculate Mawashigeri Conception

Father Lloydie

[JimmyTheHoover]

Well Oi guess dat answers dat question now so it does.... 

Jim