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« on: December 14, 2002, 06:07:24 PM »
Why did the apple tree always cry  :?:  :?

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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2002, 08:53:12 PM »
I don`t now why the apple tree alwyse cry :?:  :?:  :?:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2002, 08:54:45 PM »
what do you call a fish with no eye :?:  :?:  :?:  :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2002, 09:04:42 PM »
fsh :D  :D  :D  :D

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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2002, 09:05:33 PM »
What do you call a spsnish man with no car :?:  :?:  :?:

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2003, 11:44:51 AM »
What do you get if you cross a fish with two elephants?












Swimming trunks
"a friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out"

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2003, 07:18:34 PM »
8) what is a ghost's favourite TV programme?    




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HORRORNATION STREET :lol:

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2003, 04:18:45 PM »
There are 4 identical Michael Jacksons standing in a row. How do u know which one is the real one???

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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2003, 04:24:26 PM »
hold a match to his chin and see which one melts.

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2005, 06:17:01 PM »
What do you call a madman on a bike :?:













A cyclepath!! :D
Beth yw'r ots gennyf fi am Gymru? Damwain a hap
yw fy mod yn ei libart yn byw. Nid yn hon ar fap

Yn ddim ond cilcyn o ddaear mewn cilfach gefn,
Ac yn dipyn o boendod i rai sy'n credu mewn trefn.

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2005, 10:26:30 AM »
Hei Pont Rug..

..Gei di bostio yng Nghymraeg os wyt ti isho !

Dim otch am y sillafu...

Be di gwahaniath rhwng eliffant a bocs postio ?
Cryf oedd calon hen y glas glogwyni,
Cryfach oedd ei ebill ef a'i ddur,
Chwyddodd gyfoeth gwr yr aur a'r faenol,
O'i enillion prin a'i amal gur.

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 02:54:06 PM »
!!Dwi angen newid enw fi ia!!
Beth yw'r ots gennyf fi am Gymru? Damwain a hap
yw fy mod yn ei libart yn byw. Nid yn hon ar fap

Yn ddim ond cilcyn o ddaear mewn cilfach gefn,
Ac yn dipyn o boendod i rai sy'n credu mewn trefn.

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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 02:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Moley
Be di gwahaniath rhwng eliffant a bocs postio ?


Dwi ddim yn gwybod. Beth ydi'r gwahaniath rhwng eliffant a bocs postio ?
The hunter that chases two rabbits catches neither one.

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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 05:07:16 PM »
Quote from: Huw
Quote from: Moley
Be di gwahaniath rhwng eliffant a bocs postio ?


Dwi ddim yn gwybod. Beth ydi'r gwahaniath rhwng eliffant a bocs postio ?


Wel Huw..Tydwi ddim yn dy anfon di i bostio fy Llythyrau felly !
Cryf oedd calon hen y glas glogwyni,
Cryfach oedd ei ebill ef a'i ddur,
Chwyddodd gyfoeth gwr yr aur a'r faenol,
O'i enillion prin a'i amal gur.