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Decide the winner of the match

Gizmo to Win
3 (60%)
Fahy to Win
2 (40%)

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Voting closed: December 30, 2002, 01:45:32 AM

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Offline Mole Bach

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« on: December 23, 2002, 01:45:32 AM »
I would be interested to know the opinion of our learned friends of the outcome of the forthcoming match of Grandmaster Fahy against Gizmo, Please feel free to post length of bout (not milliseconds) and the outcome. :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2002, 02:10:52 AM »
BTW,
Forgot to point out that I'm running a book on the outcome, small bets will be taken on the outcome, odds are:-

Grandmaster Fahy to Win = 100-1F
Gizmo to Win = 5-2
Wes to turn up = Non Runner
Eryl to say it's warm = 500-1
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2002, 04:21:00 PM »
Who's going to referee this match ?
Is Gizmo allowed to wear gloves ?
Will Gizmo have both hands tied behind his back to make it fair ?
Shall we tie his legs up as well ?
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2002, 06:19:30 PM »
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Gizmo to Win = 5-2


Hi Mole Bach - given your stated odds (above) I would like to wager (in order of value) my:

house, car, guitar, wife.

on Gizmo

I look forward to a very prosperous new year  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2002, 09:22:35 PM »
Dave,

It just shows experience in your reply.

I will gladly take your bet on the match :lol:

1 I believe that you are not familiar with Grandmaster Fahy's
Super Mystical Elementary Levitation Lifestopper (or S.M.E.L.L).  This I believe can render a man unconcious at twenty paces.

2 I also believe that you are unfamiliar with the Grandmaster's Dynamic Invisible Retro Technique (another show stopper).

I'm afraid that pitted against the Grandmaster's S.M.E.L.L and D.I.R.T, poor old Gizmo does not stand a chance. :twisted:

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What is the current value of WIFE (sterling NOT Euros)?
Does WIFE come with warranty?
Does WIFE come with log-book of registered keeper?
Does WIFE know of wager?
If WIFE finds out, will you be visiting my department? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2002, 10:19:21 PM »
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What is the current value of WIFE (sterling NOT Euros)?
 
more than the dishwasher, but less than the guitar
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Does WIFE come with warranty?

nope, sold as seen mate.  Caveat Emptor
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Does WIFE come with log-book of registered keeper?

log-book is extra as it makes for some interesting reading :wink:
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you must be joking - do you think I would be able to type if she knew!! :roll:
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If I'm lucky I will - otherwise it's straight to the cold storage for moi
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2002, 10:40:32 PM »
For anyone visiting Dave 'cold storage' it's just round the corner from the staff canteen (!!) - just next to the loading bay!!

I spent a lot of time there in my youth :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2002, 08:33:54 PM »
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I spent a lot of time there in my youth :shock:


Huw,

There is a name for people like you......... :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2002, 11:28:40 PM »
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Necrophiliacs is what comes to mind!


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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2002, 11:33:24 PM »
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more than the dishwasher, but less than the guitar


Dave,
Who said that romance is dead :?:  :)

It intrigues me how you decide where WIFE slots in with regards to value of you possesions.

Do you decide by
Price
Value
Use
Second Hand worth

Also, how come the dishwasher is of greater value?, surely the said dishwasher does not iron???
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2002, 12:07:10 AM »
and the winners are:

by price(ie cost) :
1)  wife (by a long way!)
2) house,
3) car,
4) guitar, .

by value:

1) House (somewhere to garage my car and keep my cherished guitar dry)
2) car (somewhere to keep my cherished guitar dry)
3) guitar (something I can cherish)
4) wife (something that can clean & polish the above three)

by use:

Equal 1st: wife&guitar - shaped the same and...<censored>
3rd  house
4th  car

by second hand value:

I'm open to offers for all 4!!!  The Guitar bid had better be good though :twisted:

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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2002, 12:11:38 AM »
Dave, was Bridget standing over your shoulder as you were typing the last posting - yes - good for her!!

I hope it hurts! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2002, 12:13:34 AM »
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Necrophiliacs is what comes to mind! Dave


Dave,
I was going to say Sad... You've been in that job too long mate...just look at Wes :twisted:
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2002, 12:17:50 AM »
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and the winners are:
by price(ie cost) :
1)  wife (by a long way!)
2) house,
3) car,
4) guitar, .


Dave,
You forgot to state of any loans/Hire purchase on above treasures.  Or are you STILL paying (in blood).
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2002, 12:20:42 AM »
Dave, lets hope that our friend has received lots and lots of gifts for Xmas (yes thats rights lots of  lynx - or similar - gift sets!!!). I could even cope with Old Spice or Hi Karate (do they still make that?)
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