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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #525 on: July 14, 2010, 12:26:05 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqpxeWQ_XJw

This poor man had a bad day at the office !!

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #526 on: July 20, 2010, 08:27:24 AM »

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #527 on: July 22, 2010, 08:16:18 AM »
Police: Do you know this man?

"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #528 on: July 26, 2010, 08:57:04 PM »

Man wearing Darth Vader mask and cape robs L.I. bank with gun, shoves customer to floor
BY John Lauinger
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, July 22nd 2010, 8:27 PM

 
Police are investigating the robbery of a Chase bank branch in Setauket by a man wearing a Darth Vader mask and a cape. 
The mask-clad man entered the bank, displayed a gun and demanded cash. Related NewsArticles
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A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank yesterday - and walked out with a wad of cash.

The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.

He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

The get-up struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.

"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/07/22/2010-07-22_darth_vader_robber_and_thats_no_lightsaber_hes_wielding_at_li_bank.html#ixzz0up9PNns5

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #529 on: August 16, 2010, 08:37:04 PM »
This made me chuckle, I dont think even Gwyns solid defence could of deflected this attack...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cV4FCwtTEo
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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #530 on: September 10, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »
The banker man grows fat
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It's all happened before
And it'll all happen again

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #531 on: September 11, 2010, 01:55:14 PM »
The banker man grows fat
Working man grows thin
It's all happened before
And it'll all happen again

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #533 on: September 13, 2010, 05:09:21 PM »
A friend is somebody you can call to help you move, a good friend is somebody you can call to help you move a body.

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #534 on: September 13, 2010, 11:11:19 PM »
Tim,

Keith (heather bank) on padarn lake.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzPSAIRD9F4&feature=related

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #535 on: September 16, 2010, 08:49:21 AM »
No Pal !! this is me,but please dont tell anyone !!!

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Dinner for one
« Reply #536 on: September 17, 2010, 03:51:26 PM »
A German friend told me recently, that in Germany at Christmas time they quite often show a 1960's British TV sketch 'dinner for one'.  i guess its rather like over here, we always have an episode of Morcombe and Wise.  Have you seen it Odene?  I checked it out on Youtube and it seems he is right.  I believe its popular in Switzerland too. Its quite funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lzQxjGL9S0&feature=related

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #537 on: September 20, 2010, 10:08:44 PM »
Some of you have asked me what i do for my day job? well this is not it !! Look all the way to the end.

http://www.koreus.com/video/reparer-antenne-540m.html

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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #538 on: September 20, 2010, 10:34:40 PM »
Some of you have asked me what i do for my day job? well this is not it !! Look all the way to the end.

http://www.koreus.com/video/reparer-antenne-540m.html

Bloody hell Tim, being in a microlight with Glyn (the other brother) was scary enough.  Bet these guys get a fair wack of the ££ for this.
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Re: You couldn't make this up ...
« Reply #539 on: September 21, 2010, 07:12:47 AM »
loved the bit where the commentator said "from here there is no quick way down"  Well, yes there is unfortunately  :shock: :shock:  :D :D
The banker man grows fat
Working man grows thin
It's all happened before
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