Shane is the Welsh Chuck Norris !
Wow Here we go folks :
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  Shane does not sleep. He waits.ÂÂ
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  Shane has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.ÂÂ
   Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Shane has 72... and they're all poisonous.
   If you ask Shane what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
  The quickest way to a man's heart is with Shane's fist.