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Offline Moley

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« on: February 23, 2003, 08:03:03 PM »
Mens Forum

A short while ago on this Forum it was debated as to whether or not we should have a Womens only thread. Fair play to the Divine Ruler who thought he was being politically correct etc etc. So were all the men.  But come on now. LETS FACE THE TRUTH AND NO MORE BULLSH**T:
Equality, Women's Lib, treating Women as equals?  RUBBISH
Let the truth be known. Women have always been superior and have always had their own ways. In fact they are so clever as to have us believe that us men are the ones who are suppressing them! This is a clever ploy to keep us down there where they want us as willing slaves who feel guilty about the way women have been treated all these years when in fact it's the other way around. How far back in history do you want to go? Whose idea was it to eat the apple from the tree of knowledge? Adam or Eves?  Look at Samson and Delilah, John the Babtist and Salome, Napoleon and Josephine etc etc etc.
Last night listening to the woes of fellow sufferers brought it all home to me.
Poor old Mad Frankie having suffered all that pain to his thumb when his wife was giving birth. The poor fellow now has THREE females to nag him. Then there was poor old Julian, outnumbered two to one when his wife said: Let's try for a boy. Then what happened?  TWIN GIRLS!
Even the mighty Gizmo is treated like a servant and bossed about by his wife and daughter.
I personally own two pairs of shoes, one for work and one for going out whilst Mrs "Imelda Marcos" Moley has this room for her shoes.
Come on lads, its about time we stood up for ourselves and had a MEN ONLY FORUM!
What do you think? Post here about the way you've been MISTREATED.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2003, 09:07:15 PM »
Moley - the Barca trip seems to have left deep and painful scars on more than just your credit card !!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2003, 09:20:55 PM »
The reason we ladies have to have so many pairs of shoes is because we have do all the running around : tidying up after you men; going to do the shopping, round and round the house with the hoover, up and down the garden to put out the washing, and all that is after working all day!

The trouble with men is you have to moan all the time - you just dont get it do you.

Look it is simple  :roll: - just keep buying us the shoes, and the rest of it will carry on in the same way as always - I think you men are getting a good deal!

And lets be honest - you guys love it things the way they are!
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2003, 09:29:23 PM »
Icy,
Look at your feet :roll:
Are they smallish :?:
Is this so that a) less leather to make more shoes :?
or b) so that you can stand nearer the sink thingy in the kitchen :?:
Only kidding. Joke. honest :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2003, 08:03:18 AM »
SANCTUARY.......please.....

Anywhere where I can get away from discussing what's going to happen in Coronation Street.

Also why is it ok if they borrow our clothes, but it is frowned upon if we borrow theirs..........
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2003, 09:03:37 AM »
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Also why is it ok if they borrow our clothes, but it is frowned upon if we borrow theirs..........


I keep telling you i have oooodles of frocks - just let me know when you want to borrow one (they're all black mind you)
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2003, 11:34:31 PM »
:D  Here's a good  topic  that  you men can discuss.
  Icy and myself asked a few men at tonights training a question   ARE YOU GOING COMMANDO ? ( heb trons / no underware) :wink:  :wink:  :wink: . Feel free to discuss the pro and cons of this question.  
We await in anticipation on the outcome. :D
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2003, 11:28:13 AM »
Quote from: Shari
:D  Here's a good  topic  that  you men can discuss.
  Icy and myself asked a few men at tonights training a question   ARE YOU GOING COMMANDO ? ( heb trons / no underware) :wink:  :wink:  :wink: . Feel free to discuss the pro and cons of this question.  
We await in anticipation on the outcome. :D


Going Commando. and DEADLY WEAPONS !!

Not being the Military type myself, I cannot comment on Sharis question as to the benefits and joys of GOING COMMANDO. In my competition days I was a belt and braces man who wore a padded guard inside a Jock strap as well as having my trusted Navy Blue underpants. Mind you, even with all this so called protection, it still floored you if an uncontrolled Mae Geri connected with that area. I remember once at a major competition when Kev Banholzer was caught in this delicate area. Kev used to wear a thin, plastic unpadded cricket box in his Jock strap. Following a wild uncontrolled kick, Kev went down like a sack of potatoes. When he came to, he reached down inside his Gi bottoms and pulled out little bits of pink plastic. The Cricket box had shattered. Ooooooooooooh.    :shock:  :shock:
I never wore my guard or Jock strap following this incident.
Mind you, I was not prepared to go Commando. Now here’s a bit of inside info for you ladies from the Men’s Changing rooms… Sshhhhhhh Don’t tell.
As you know, some men are, how shall we say it, "luckier" than most?  :oops:  :oops: Perhaps it is because of this extra poundage that these particular men find it uncomfortable to be crammed inside underpants. One or two are so "lucky" that I don’t think underpants are made to fit them ! These are the ones who GO COMMANDO. Now I won’t say who they are or you ladies won’t be able to concentrate on your training. Enough to say that these COMMANDOS are those SEKI members who used to have military type moustaches some years ago but have since shaved them off !! Clue Clue. :wink:  :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2003, 11:53:47 AM »
Oh dear Mole - I think maybe this should be a men only thread - and password protected at that :)
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2003, 12:53:11 PM »
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Oh dear Mole - I think maybe this should be a men only thread - and password protected at that  :lol:
Agreed, the sanctity of the changing rooms must be upheld!!  Otherwise, the ladies might start telling us the secrets of the ladies showers, (such as why are the shower-heads so low)   :wink:

lloydie

PS if we go for password protection on this thread, I suggest the password be something we would all remember eg "sekiryuzanshotokankarateclubbangorgwyneddcymrugreatbritaineurope"
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2003, 12:59:52 PM »
Quote from: dave


PS if we go for password protection on this thread, I suggest the password be something we would all remember eg "sekiryuzanshotokankarateclubbangorgwyneddcymrugreatbritaineurope"
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Ahhhhhh Lloydie the word that the COMMANDO's have Tatooed on certain parts of their anatomies.
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2003, 03:53:02 PM »
Is it safe to go Commando ?

If my feet take some weeks to get used to the friction burns I am not risking anything else at this time..... :shock:  :shock:
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2003, 06:23:28 PM »
:D   well what a debate, just what we needed.

As to this being a password site, I think this is a very bad idea also the women only site is a bad idea.

If I wanted to learn about 101 parsnip recipes and knitting I would have joined the WILD INDIANS (W I) or The MOANERS UNITED (mothers union). Please keep the site as it is, it's more fun this way. :wink:  :)  :D
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2003, 06:53:34 PM »
:)GOING COMMANDO

When out on military manoeuvres a pair of underpants can be worn for 4 weeks.
1 week to the front
1 week to the back
1 week inside out to the front
1 week inside out to the back. After 4 weeks remove the Dirty underware and ware nothing hence the term Going Commando. or so I've been told by a reliable source. 8)  :lol:

 As for the friction burns Julian I think you can get cream for that now a days. :wink:
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2003, 10:33:17 AM »
Thanks to Shari for the advice on when to change your underpants. I was always led to believe that it was "The wall test" that should be used to determine when a change of undies is needed..
1. If in doubt throw underpants at the wall.
2. If they fall to the ground, then they are O.K. put them back on.
3. If they stick to the wall..time to change your underpants.

Now we have THE COMMANDO method as well.

Have you figured out who the THREE COMMANDO's are yet ?

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